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SMILIES DAILY THOUGHTS WRITING HISTORY OUR WAY

No.1

"What we play is life." - Louis Armstrong

 

HANGED

No.2

"Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age." - Booth Tarkington

 

OLDFART

No.3

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." - Jackie Mason

 

HAPPYBONES

No.4

"If you can't be funny, be interesting." - Harold Ross

 

INTERESTING

No.5

"Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life." - Micron

 

TOXIC

No.6

"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives." - Maurice Chevalier

 

COMFORTABLE

No.7

"An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains." - Dutch

 

PATIENCE

No.8

"Do what you can with what you have where you are." - Theodore Roosevelt

 

CONFUSED

No.9

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller

 

SLEEP ON IT

No.10

"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it." - William James

 

EVERLASTING SLEEP

No.11

"Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote." - George Jean Nathan

 

WOOT

No.12

"It is bad luck to be superstitious." - Andrew W. Mathis

 

HEADON

No.13

"No human thing is of serious importance." - Plato

 

SLEEP

No.14

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." - Groucho Marx

 

MONEY

No.15

"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." - Samuel Butler

 

FARMER

No.16

"The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything." - Edward Phelps

 

BEHEADED

No.17

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt

 

WONT SHARE

No.18

"Advice is like castor oil; easy enough to give, but dreadful uneasy to take." - Josh Billings

 

DEAL

No.19

"When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you. " - Lao Tzu

 

PARADISE

No.20

"You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn't worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens." - Louise L. Hay

 

TOAST

No.21

"It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones." - Jean Webster

 

LOSER

No.22

"When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet. " - Stanislaw J. Lec

 

YIPPEE

No.23

"Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed. " - Peter F. Drucker

 

TIME

No.24

"Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction. " - Anne Frank

 

DOG HOUSE

No.25

"When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. " - Henry J. Kaiser

 

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