Top Signs You're Living With A Sniper!!!! Shotgun Wedding. He always has a smoke after shooting his load. Brushes his teeth with Aim. Doesn't know the difference between "Wack Off" and "Whack Off". He's like a Bowler, you never know when he'll Strike. A great golfer, another "Hole In One". He constantly says his picture will be on a box of Wheaties Serial. He titled his book "Insights of a Sniper". He's always careful not to find himself over a Barrel. He's finally coming out of his Shell. He likes you to rub your Butt against his shoulder. He uses scope mouthwash. He likes to play hide in the Bush. He doesn't go out on a limb. Always comes home loaded. Plays blackjack, but can't stop hitting. Names all the family pets Trigger. Says the FBI's top ten list is better than Letterman's. You never see him without a magazine. The Death card is missing from your Deck of Tarot cards. Comes home and checks the VCR for messages. Calls you Mary, names the kids Jesus. Claims he's so good at oral sex it'll blow you away. Tells you Cross Hairs are just angry rabbits.