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SUMMERTIME NO.2 Letter.Just click on title to download automatically into your 'New Mail' folder. This letter is all animated-66kb.
Summertime
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After getting all Pope John-Paul II's luggage loaded in the limo (and His Holiness doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
 
"Oh, wonderful. Now I'm really gonna lose my license," moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the patrolman approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
 
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
"So bust him," said the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that - he's really important," said the cop.
"All the more reason."
"No, I mean really important," said the cop.
"What'd ya got there, the Mayor?"
"Bigger."
"The Governor?"
"Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
"I think it's God!"
"What makes you think it's God?"
"Well, He's got the Pope driving for Him!"
 
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A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, " I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
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BLACK CATS
GOOD
LUCK |
I LOVE
MY TIGER
KITTY |
EVIL
KITTY
STARE |
WHISKERS
LOVES
FOOD |
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MY CAT
HAS
FLEAS |
ALL
BRICKED
UP |
SKULL
AND
CROSS BONES |
THEY
STEAMROLLED
ME |
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FAIRIES
TO
FROGS |
I
CROCKED
HERE |
CROAK
CROAK
CROAK |
KERMY
MY
DEAR |
BEACH |
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OLD
PIRATE
SHIP |
NICE
DAY
SAILING |
SWAYING
WITH
THE PALMS |
HO HO HO
AND A
BOTTLE OF RUM |
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LIFEGUARD
TO
THE RESCUE |
THUNDER
AND
LIGHTNING |
LOVEMAIL
SUMMER
ROMANCES |
HE'S
JUST
BEEN LURKING! |
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SAILING
BOAT
NO.1 |
SAILING
BOAT
NO.2 |
ME
AND MY
SAILING BOAT |
PIRATES
WATCH OUT
FOR THEM |
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