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FARMYARD Letter.
Just click on title to download automatically into your 'New Mail' folder.
This letter is all animated-66kb.

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Two jokes below - One done no emoticons - The other emoticons added.
WHICH DID YOU READ FIRST?

Signs outside a church
Under the same management for over 2000 years
Don’t wait for the Hearse to take you to the church
The wages of sin is death, repent before payday
God answers kneemail
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A Yankee doodle dandy (doesn’t that name get your imagination going?) was tripping around Australia writing articles about churches and he goes into a church in Brisbane and sees a sign above a Gold phone that says ALL CALLS $10,000.
He asks why so dear? It’s a direct line to God he is told.
In Sydney another Gold Phone and the same sign ALL CALLS $10 000.
On enquiry he receives the same reply. It’s a direct line to God.
Same story in Adelaide, Perth, Hobart, Melbourne, Mount Isa Darwin, Alice Springs and Dragalogalong.
He arrives in Hokitika and goes to the Saint Mary’s Church and here is the same Gold Phone only it has a sign that says ALL CALLS 10 CENTS.
He asks how come the difference.
"Well from here it’s a local call."

MORE DOWN ON THE FARM & BEACH SPECIAL SMILIES Page 3.

FARMYARD

LEFT FOOT FIRST	RIGHT FOOT FOLLOWS	FOOT IN MOUTH	WHAT A LOAD OF DUNG

CALL ME HOT GOSSIP	ACID DAY DREAMS	HEAD IN A BAG	BLINKERS ON ME

KERMIT TO YOU	JOE FARMER HAY TIME	IRISH FUNERAL DIRECTOR	YOU BORE ME TO DEATH
BEACH

PALMS IN THE DISTANCE	COCONUT PALM TREES	COCONUT PALM SMOOTHIE	IT ONLY RAINS ON ME

I DIED LAUGHING	REPENT REPENT REPENT	KIDS SHOWER TIME	MY SHOWER TIME!

I LOVE SURFING	SURFER DUDE SURFS	FAMILY BEACH HOLIDAY	WHAT'S ALL THIS

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"He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all. !"

EMOTIPAD Here’s a website that offers a software program that enables you to save and use emoticons/ smileys / smilies and images quick and easily in email letters or forums etc. Check it out. Tutorials and FAQs all available on this website.

Below is the CoffeeCup Software that I have used throughout my web site. It also offers software to create animations, flash and a host of other programs along with hosting and help services. All of which I have used personally to establish and build my own web site over the last two years - all the way down here in New Zealand. Try out the FREE trial period and if you decide to have your own web site there - you can also get the software as part of that service.

CHECK OUT OUR FORUM: There are rooms to discuss family genealogy, smilies,letters and even your own animated designs, Which I suggest you put up or sent to me so that I may show your work.
Remember, try out the software, I have suggested above and discover your own talents today. ENJOY

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