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FARMYARD Letter.Just click on title to download automatically into your 'New Mail' folder. This letter is all animated-66kb.
Farmyard
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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
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Ten reasons why golf is better than sex:
10. A below par performance is considered good.
9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
7. Foursomes are encouraged.
6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5. Three times a day is possible.
4. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
3. If you live in Sun City, you can do it every day.
2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
........and best of all
1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
MORE DOWN ON THE FARM & BEACH SPECIAL SMILIES Page 3.
| FARMYARD |
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COCOA
ANY
ONE |
COFFEE'S
ON
FOLKS |
TIME
FOR
COFFEE |
MAN
THIS IS
THE LIFE |
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SMOKIN'
GUN
EVIDENCE |
DC3
TRAVELLING
STYLE |
ONLY BATS
UP
THERE |
ALL
WRAPPED
UP |
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LETS
THINK
ON IT |
JUST
GIVE US
A MINUTE |
GOT
THE
IDEA |
BOY
FLIES
ANNOY ME |
BEACH |
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COKE
A
COLA |
7
UP
SPIN |
JUST
LOUNGIN'
IN |
I
SNOWED
UNDER IN PAPERWORK |
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LA LA
TO
YOU |
NEWS
FLASH
NEWSFLASH |
LETS
CELEBRATE
ITS ON ICE |
OOO
LA
LA! |
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HE'S
BEEN
TAKEN AWAY |
WELCOME
TO
MY PARADISE |
WELCOME
WELCOME
WELCOME |
PARTY
TIME
WELCOME |
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