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FARMYARD Letter.
Just click on title to download automatically into your 'New Mail' folder.
This letter is all animated-66kb.

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Two jokes below - One done no emoticons - The other emoticons added.
WHICH DID YOU READ FIRST?

World's Funniest Joke
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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Lone Ranger & Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, they fell asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn i! s in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb ass, someone has stolen our tent."

MORE DOWN ON THE FARM & BEACH SPECIAL SMILIES Page 3.

FARMYARD

DOWN HILL RACER	WINTER SNOWMAN TIME	WINTER SNOW FIGHTS	LET ME LET ME LET ME - KIDS

MONEY MONEY MONEY	YABBA YABBA YABBA	TIME TO KICK ASS	SORRY ALL LOCKED UP

DROWING IN ALCOHOL	JUST PRACTISING CONTROL	NOW WE WANT PURPLE PILLS	POOHBEAR LOVES EVERYBODY
BEACH

FLAT CREW	HORSE RIDING HOLIDAYS	CENSORED PROTECTED LOCKOUT	HE RUBBED ME OUT

I MISS YOU	SEE! INVISIBLE MAN	IGNORE ME AND YOU WILL SEE	I WIN I WIN!

TIME FOR TEA	WELCOME TO MY PARADISE	PLEASE HELP ME	PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!!

SPECIAL Smilies. To download right click and save to your hard drive. Enjoy. These smilies may be used in your emails.
OR Use the emotipad system - click on the emotipad logo below

"A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. -- An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. -- As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" -- "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." !"

EMOTIPAD Here’s a website that offers a software program that enables you to save and use emoticons/ smileys / smilies and images quick and easily in email letters or forums etc. Check it out. Tutorials and FAQs all available on this website.

Below is the CoffeeCup Software that I have used throughout my web site. It also offers software to create animations, flash and a host of other programs along with hosting and help services. All of which I have used personally to establish and build my own web site over the last two years - all the way down here in New Zealand. Try out the FREE trial period and if you decide to have your own web site there - you can also get the software as part of that service.

CHECK OUT OUR FORUM: There are rooms to discuss family genealogy, smilies,letters and even your own animated designs, Which I suggest you put up or sent to me so that I may show your work.
Remember, try out the software, I have suggested above and discover your own talents today. ENJOY

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