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INCREDIMAIL LETTERS: Here's a new selection for you to add to your 'New Letter folders'. Just click on the title below each to automatically load to your 'NEW LETTERS' in your Incredimail emails. ENJOY

SMILIES PARTY

LETTERS

Animated - SMILEY WARWEAPONS NO.1 65kb	Animated - SMILEY WARWEAPONS NO.2 38kb	Animated - SMILEY GARDENING 74kb

Animated - SMILEY VEHICLES 72kb
SMILIES GARDENING GURU TIPS

Read the book	Don't delay - time waits for nobody	Peep over the wall	Learn by spying on your neighbours

Get off the heap	Use your imagation	Think what you would like in your garden	Flowers of course

Do a little spying	Don't just lie in the sun	Miss golf	It will look COOL!

No time to swing	No time for fables - Get real	No self pitty	Forget moaning and groaning

Action - Rubbish to burn. Take care	Use tools carefully	Use tools carefully around others	Use shredders with care.

The bigger the machine - the more care needed

FINISHED	Just add rain	Not a storm	COOL. A beautiful garden.

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"The fireman climbs the ladder to the bedroom of a burning house, and there he finds a curvaceous brunette, "Ah", he says, "you are the third pregnant girl I've rescued this month". "But, I'm not pregnant!" "You're not rescued yet!"

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Remember, try out the software, I have suggested above and discover your own talents today. ENJOY

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SMILIES & JOKES

VOILENT SMILIES........

Here's some of the more violent smilies that have appeared.
Rocket Attack... Slam Attack.... Sniper Attack... Lazer Attack
Mortar Attack.... Hand Lazer Attack.... Tommy Gun Attack... Repeater Attack.
Back Alley Attack.... Hit & Run Attack... Guerilla Attack.... Tommy Gun Attack.
Computer Attack... Bad Mouthing Attack... Brawl Attack... Beating Attack.
Buzzer Deal... WOW Attack... Hang Man decision... Hanging in there.
" We are behind you... Jail time... Read this - Certificate... LOOK at the fine print.
Harp music. Napoleonic decision. Weight training.

BRAINS The Brain Bank
It seems there was a woman who received some bad news. Her husband had been in an automobile accident and was brain dead. The doctor told her some good news, though. They had perfected their brain transplant technique and that she was lucky there were three fresh brains in the brain bank from which to choose.
A large explosion had killed
a firefighter,
a captain
and a chief.
Having insurance, she requested the cost for each of the brains.
The firefighter's brain was 5 CENTS,(Well thats all they are worth from the MMRFF.)
The captain's brain was 10 CENTS, (Any Rural NZ Fire Service can supply for that)(Brainless idiots)
And the chief was a MILLION DOLLARS!
Curious, she asked why the chief's brain was so much more expensive.
The reply.... you see the chief's brain has never been used!. ......
(His other brains worn out cause he's been using it under New Zealand sexual equality training on all his female firefighters who are trying to climb the ladder ranks rung by rung.)

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