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NEW ZEALAND BIRDS.Just click on link to jump directly to view LETTERS for downloading. These letters are available by clicking on their titles.
NEW ZEALAND BIRDS.
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World's Funniest Joke
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RANDOM THOUGHTS........
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You have to be careful about what you eat when traveling....
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following day sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah seniore, you have excellent taste! Those are the bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American, though momentarily daunted , said "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am sorry seniore. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place you order, we will be sure to save you
this delicacy!"
The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw served yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged is shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins.
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Lone Ranger & Tonto 
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, they fell asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you
see." 
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." 
"What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger. 
Tonto ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn i! s in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it
tell you, Kemo Sabi?" 
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb ass, someone has stolen our tent." 
MORE DOWN ON THE FARM & BEACH SPECIAL SMILIES Page 3.
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DOWN
HILL
RACER |
WINTER
SNOWMAN
TIME |
WINTER
SNOW
FIGHTS |
LET ME
LET ME
LET ME - KIDS |
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MONEY
MONEY
MONEY |
YABBA
YABBA
YABBA |
TIME
TO
KICK ASS |
SORRY
ALL
LOCKED UP |
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DROWING
IN
ALCOHOL |
JUST
PRACTISING
CONTROL |
NOW
WE WANT
PURPLE PILLS |
POOHBEAR
LOVES
EVERYBODY |
BEACH |
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FLAT
CREW |
HORSE
RIDING
HOLIDAYS |
CENSORED
PROTECTED
LOCKOUT |
HE
RUBBED ME
OUT |
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I
MISS
YOU |
SEE!
INVISIBLE
MAN |
IGNORE
ME
AND YOU WILL SEE |
I
WIN
I WIN! |
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TIME
FOR
TEA |
WELCOME
TO
MY PARADISE |
PLEASE
HELP
ME |
PLEASE PLEASE
HELP
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